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I had too much to drink,
I couldn't think about tomorrow,
Then I spotted you with some guy older than my father
I didn't mean to be rude but he grabbed me by my collar
I had no choice but to be a bull and knock him off his rocker
Don't call the law on me
I didn't mean to punch and swing
At your ol man
Beg you to understand
That it's my first offense
I know it don't make sense
But Don't Call The Law On Me
Well for a second there I thought I lost my bottom tooth
We were like guard dogs `unleashed in the night Pray I wouldn't lose
Hell, he slammed my head with an ol bar stool and nearly shook my nuts loose,
I clawed his eyes, head butted his ribs ,then kicked him with my cowboy boots
Don't call the law on me
I didn't mean to punch and swing
At your ol man
Beg you to understand
That it's my first offense
I know it don't make sense
But Don't Call The Law On Me